Skitch's will be skitch's

I didn't think it was possibly to hate someone as much as I did my new roommate who me and Bre call Mama. As much as I didn't want to, she made it practically impossible. Every last thing she did pissed me off. From her "I'm better than you" attitude to her dirty looks and whore like tendencies. I come home today and I though nobody is here which is great for me. My other roommate was home though and she came into my room to give me the 411 on what happened this weekend and come to find out Mama's been scooping spoonful after spoonful of my sloppy seconds. What a bitch. First off, me and this dude didn't exactly DTR but it was pretty obvious we had liked each other and this hoe just moves in and puts her moves on him. From this point on she can kiss my ass. Her nasty ass, hoeing self. She's gonna catch an STD and I'm gonna laugh in her stupid pug looking face.